OMG OMG OMG
instead of classes… FANDOMS!!
I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET.
MY LIFE NEEDS THIS
Imagine eating lunch with all your followers omg
The core curriculum to include classes such as:
- How to properly flail, express your emotions in tumblr speak, mash the keyboard in rage, express your undying love for characters and actors by insulting their face, and generally make an adorable fool of yourself.
Your OTP and You:
- The best ways to spot a slow and unassuming slide into cannon. How to make a good argument for your OTP. Most importantly: Ways to cope when they rip your heart out.
A history of Shipping Wars:
- Topics to include but not limited to: Wincest vs Destiel, Stony vs Science Boyfriends, Stony vs Like, everyone else, Doctor/River vs Doctor/Rose, EdWin vs Roy/Ed, and Kirk/Spock vs The World.
- How to determine what may be included in your fic that others will need to know about first. How to spot in your OWN FIC: Character Death, torture, blood, sex, specific kinks, and underage.
Tags are Friends, not food:
- A general guidline in how to tag your fan works. Special attention being paid to tagging pairings.
Metas: A Tech Writing Class
- Pretty self explanatory, and guaranteed to make you cry at least three times per session.
I would go, but I am pretty sure there will be a type of fight everyday in this school. Like, to the point where it stops being funny and people can’t get to classes because these fights get bigger due to ‘back up friends’.
…Uniforms are nice though.